Distortion Wizard

About me

A living, breathing being. Thinks, writes, has thoughts. Read all about it here.

Who?

Arttu, also known as some guy. Finnish, which is totally weird because it's rare. Breathing rarefied air.

Why website?

Because I like writing. Because if I don't document thethings I work on, I will forever and completely forgeteverything. This latter notion is based on personalexperience. Also, I have a dislike of LinkedIn as wellas some other social media platforms. So this is my"online presence" right here.

Contact terms

Don't spam me. Don't promote anything business-related(in the sense of attempting to sell or popularize byadvertising or publicity) to me. And most importantly,don't attempt to scam and/or pyramid scheme me. You willprobably end up wasting your time. You may sendpromotionless job offers if you wish, although I couldreply slowly if at all. Feel free to provide suggestionsand corrections related to this site or anything youlike, really. Feel free to send holiday greetings. Feelfree to discuss your secret plans for world domination.